Sunday 17 June 2012

Bandhabi k diye Rabi k chodon

Rabi k chodar por aami aamar roommate k sob bollam. O Tripurar meye, Pinki. Aamar thekeo dher gun sexy. Sob sune o lafate laglo, Bollo ou chudbe Rabi k.

Porer din gelam Rabi er ghore. Aalap koriye diye bollam o sob jane.

Pinki :  Rabi abhi hum tumko chodega, koi problem hai to bol?

Rabi : aamta aamta korte laglo....

Aami: ei sob kothar majhe rabir bara ta barmudar opor theke tipte arombho kore diyechi.

Pinki: Ek haate khop kore Rabir bara ta dhorlo.

Rabi: Bichi te lagche ...aste..

Aami: Tan mere barmuda ta khule dilam.

Pinki: Rabi k pichon theke push mere bed e suye diye bollo Aabe tu kiya blue film korta hai, etna bara lund hai sala tera.

Aami : Dhon ta dhore valo kore chotkate laglam.

Pinki: Aamake soriye diye, Aabe hot na samne se mujhe chod ne de .. bole rabir samne bose or barar tupi mukhe pore jore chuste laglo.

Rabi : Ahh..ahh ..ahh lagche... bole chechiye uthlo.

Pinki: are hum bol diya na tujhe chodungga eska matlab kiya tera haat ka ungly leke chosu... boley aabar or dhonta niye chuste laglo.

Aami : Dariye dariye pinkir chodon dekhte laaglam.

Pinki: Ebhabe minute 2 chosar por poch kore barata mukh theke charlo.. tarpor lafiye uthe Rabi k bed theke dar koralo. Erpor Rabi k pichon theke japte dhore or lamba dhonta omanushik bhabe khicte laglo...

Rabi: Ahha Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahha...

Pinki : Kichte Kichte khisti marte lago.. sala harami tera kiya lund hai gar marake...

Aami :  Aabe thora ahista khich.. mar jayega banda...

Pinki:  Khecha thamiye.. Rabir dike angul uchiye jigyesha korlo ..Aabe tereko achcha lag raha hai na.. hai ki nehi bol??

Rabi: Ghabre giye ..Haan Hann..

Pinki: Aabar khecha suru kore...aabe sale etna din esko kiu chupa ke rakha tha.

Rabi: Pinki or khechar highest speed e pouchatei heavy speed e mal fello. Pinki oke chere ditei o bed e eliye porle bollo... onek hoyeche r nah..

Pinki: Abhi to sirf suru hua hai...Sunita uska dona haat pakar tight kor ke. bole or pa duto fak kore bichi gulo aste aste chuste laglo..

Aami: Bed e uthe rabir haat duto sakto kore dhorlam.

Pinki: Hotat or middle finger ta rabir ass hole jore dhukiye dilo.. diye samne samne pichone kore narte laglo.

Rabi: Chechiye uthe...Pinki aahh aahhh pinki kiya kar rahi ho.. aahh ahhha aahh.

Aami : Ebar aami bujhlam pinki ki korte chaiche.. Rabir elano dhonta sange sange 90 degree khara hoye gelo.

Pinki: aamar dike hese.. kuch sikha esse.. bole or dhoner tupita ekbar chete niye mukhe pure chuste laglo..

Rabi: kichukhon er modhe kanna kati jure diye minoti korte laglo oke chere dite.

Pinki: Thik hai tujhe chor dunga, jo mai bolta hu o kor. bole aamake bollo mobile bar kore record kore r rabi k nijer kole bosalo.

Rabi : Pinki ou kane kane kichu boltei o bollo ..thik hai..

Aami: Mobile diye record kora chalu korlam...

Pinki: Rabi k kole bosiye or dhonta khichte laglo...

Rabi:  Ohh pinki please ...aha aha ahh ahhh..

Pinki : Rabir kan kamre dhore or dhonta jore jore khicte laglo...

Pinki: kichu khoner modhei or mal bar kore dilo..ha ha ha  kore haste laglo....

Rabi: Bed e eliye porlo...

Aami : Aaj k liye itnai kafi, fir baad mein ayenge.

Pinki : Nehi abhi mujhe aur chodna hai...

Rabi : Nehi nehi aur nehi, please pinki ..

Pinki : Thik hai thora rest le le, fir chalu korte hai...













Friday 10 February 2012

Chele chodar golpo

Aami ekta amar life er story bolchi. Aami kolkatai aamar ek bandhabir sange ekta bari bhara niye thaki. Aami BPO te kaaj kori. aamader thik paser room e ekti chele notun bharai eseche, lomba- forsha kore.
  Aamader dining room er janala r or bedroom er janala ek. Oi janala ektu bhanga chilo r tate kajog satano chilo.
ek saturday sokale hotat aami janala diye sunlam Ah-ah-ah awaz.Aami janalar fak diye dekhi cheleta langto hoye or dhonta khich-che. Aami panu dekhi, hotat mathai ekta bhudhi khele gelo. Aamar coolpix cameratar zoom onek besi. Aami doure giye camera anlam r koyekta shot tule nilam.Aamar kache PC er full set ache, chobi gulor printout bar korlam.
  Dupurer dike or room e giye nock korlam. O dorja khullo, aami alap korlam, or naam Robi. Aami bollam robi tomar jonno ekta jinis ache, ei kham ta nao r dekho , aami bikale asbo.
 Bikale 5 tar dike or room e abar knock korlam. Odorja khullo, dekhlam or mukh sukiye geche. O bollo "mane tumi thik ki chao", Aami bollam "oi chobite tumi ja nije korchle seta aamake korte dite hobe nahole chobi gulo sob aasa pase poster hisabe tangiye debo".Robi bollo " na mane thik ache kintu....". Ebar aami jore bollam "kono kintu tintu noi..aami boslam tui langto hoye aamar samne ai". O tobuo dariye ache dekhe aami ek jhotkai or Bermuda ta khule fellam. O bhetore black color er jangia pore chilo. O ektu oprostut hoye porlo. aami sujog dilam na. Aami jangiar opor thekei or dhon ta tipte laglam.ektu dhostadhostir por rabi k aami pichon theke japte dhore aamar dan haat diye or dhonta tipte laglam, r rabi chachate laglo "ah-ah-ah ektu aste". Or dhonta besh boro.
 Kichukhon tepar bujhlam or dhonta puro khara hoye geche, aami or samne bose ek tan mere or jangia khule dilam. Or dhonta lafiye uthe ekdom aamar samne nachte laglo. Aami dhonta khop kore dhore soja mukhe dhukiye chuste laglam. Rabi chechate laglo.."Aaaaahhh, aste aste sunita please sunita please aste ah ah ah...". Kichukhon porei o aamar mukhe hor hor kore mal fele dilo. Aami oke chere thu thu kore mal ta fele dilam, O bed er upor eliye porlo. Bollam "Ekhon aschi, kalke abar asbo toke chudte". Aami ghor theke beriye elam.